Category: Poetry

The former Sonics mascot’s true plans over the past few years have come to awful fruition.

Local reporters and music fans were shocked when an anonymous whistle blower in the music business revealed that Sir Mix-A-Lot has had a lifelong secret obsession with Gertrude from the J.P. Patches Show.

Back from the dead and ready to party, the Frank Colacurio-approved book by Rick Anderson gets its day to bleach in the window sunlight.

Carlson & Beck form Axis of Weasels, seize West Seattle & Shoreline! Vashon & Lake Forest park invaded! Carlson sez, “We need lebensraum!” Beck sez “Ethnic cleansing is for everybody!”

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The Blethens dispose of Tony Ridder for just long enough to let their true feelings about Boeing be known.

We fired everyone over 40, including ourselves, so that we could bring you the newer, youthier, Seattle-r Star.

Look, your kid is a brat, okay? I don’t care who you are, if you’ve got something you can call an offspring, I can guarantee you that he’s a spoiled brat that you let get away with murder.