Seahawks Stripped Of Title, Seattle No Longer Super Bowl Champs
National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell stunned the sports world yesterday announcing that the Seattle Seahawks must forfeit the Super Bowl title they captured last February. Goodell said that every member of the Seahawks’ 70-man roster flunked drug tests the night before their victory over the Denver Broncos.
M’s Win! Oh Wait, It’s Against the Angels, Nevermind
Expect the losing streak to start on Thursday, in Oakland, where the front office uses something called Moneyball.
Giant Wheedle Crushes Viaduct; Murray blames McGinn for Anti-Tunnel Agitation
After more than 20 years absence from Seattle, the now gigantic kaiju and former Sonics mascot known as the Wheedle emerged from Elliott Bay to crush the Viaduct.
Goldy Adds His Face to The Seattle Star
Finally we can finally break the news that Goldy has joined the Seattle Star‘s list of faces. Charles Noreaster has the scoop.
Brian Bosworth Warms Up for The Expendables 3
Seattle Seahawks legend Brian Bosworth teams up with Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Sly Stallone, Steven Seagal and a bunch of other Y-chromosome bearers in the latest testosterone fest.
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