Real Estate Developers Declare War on Seattle
Real estate developers held a press conference in Seattle today to provide the public with information regarding their new campaign entitled, “Tear It All Down!”
Tell All Book Explains Dori Monson’s Mental Breakdown
Is Dori Monson really an alien from outer space? Or is he just a dope fiend? Mark Taylor-Canfield hits the investigative trail and finds a new tell-all book.
Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s Secret Passion
Local reporters and music fans were shocked when an anonymous whistle blower in the music business revealed that Sir Mix-A-Lot has had a lifelong secret obsession with Gertrude from the J.P. Patches Show.