US President Donald Trump and his unelected Co-President Elon Musk are calling for a US military invasion of the Alpha Centauri system as the next move in their empire building strategy which began with the wars on Canada and Greenland.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced today that the regime has chosen Proxima Centauri as the first target for their expanding colonization of the universe because it’s the closest star to earth and has potential mineral and energy resources. Trump believes that control of those natural resources could improve the US economy which has been suffering lately from huge tax breaks for multi-billionaires and high tariffs.
Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to Earth after the Sun, located 4.25 light-years away in the southern constellation of Centaurus. According to NASA, Proxima Centauri is a member of the Alpha Centauri triple star system, being identified as component Alpha Centauri C, and is 2.18° to the southwest of the Alpha Centauri AB pair. It is currently 12,950 AU (0.2 light years) from AB, which it orbits with a period of about 550,000 years.
When asked by a CNN reporter when the invasions of the rest of the star system will begin Leavitt told him,
“Sit down, shut up and pay attention when I’m talking!”
Donald Trump has attempted to justify the invasion by citing the 1798 Alien Enemies Act.
The star system consists of three stars with an unknown number of inhabitable planets.
Details have been sketchy but a leak of war strategy information on the Signal app shows that this invasion will be just the first in a series of massive military invasions and colonizations of systems within the Milky Way Galaxy. The code name chosen for the Alpha Centauri plan is “Operation Twinkle Twinkle” and will involve the US Space Command utilizing Space X’s newest fleet of interstellar fighter ships equipped with high powered particle beam weapons and lasers referred to as “Big Blast”.
Nobody knows for sure when the invasion will be launched but military strategy experts suggest that it may begin as soon as mop-up operations are completed in Canada and Greenland.
A spokesperson from the Alpha Centauri system claims in a press release that they will “fight to the end” against what they call the “Evil Trumpian Empire”.
Malphocede Beeblebrox, Prime Minister of one of the known planets in the star system called Altrofremiam stated,
“We will employ any means necessary to protect our vital resources and democratic way of life against US space imperialism. Any invasion of our system is a clear violation of intergalactic law and we will be seeking the assistance of other allied planets and star systems even if we have to contact the twenty eyed Paleesians and the mega AI robots who currently control a large sector of the Andromeda Galaxy.”
Congresswoman Alexander Ocasio-Cotez and Senator Bernie Sanders have condemned the invasion plans as “a very serious threat to intergalactic security and alien rights.”
They vow to organize major protests in opposition to Trump and Musk’s anti-democratic agenda of complete universal domination.
