The far right wing
of a collapsed shaft
in an abandoned coalmine
in an undisclosed location
is now the depository of 45’s library
The carefully curated collection contains
45’s greatest hit-jobs, hate filled screeds,
incoherent quotes, turbulent tweets,
sexist brags, name calling enemies list,
and rogue’s gallery of 45’s bootlicking toadies
45’s favorite dictators,
evicted from homelands and
exiled to haunt 45 Tower,
may peruse the library’s contents
via the DarkWeb and reminisce
to their heartless content
In order to foil fraudulent journalists
and fake historians from vilifying 45,
the library,
even though the Greatest
Ever,
is never open to the public