April 1, 2016: A Seattle You Can Believe In
We never knew Paul Allen had it in him.
Race War Breaks Out in Ballard
Seattle was flummoxed yesterday when Ballard, once a celebratedly mellow Scandinavian-American enclave, suddenly and swiftly succumbed to a savage and bloody internecine race war. Jeff Stevens reports.
Restaurant Review: Ultimate Hipster Tacos
Seattle foodies, weep no more. Local highbrow hipster cuisine has now achieved its ultimate zenith and/or nadir. You’ve been warned.
Immanuel Kant’s House Graffitied by Philsophical Hooligans
I. Kant imagine such vandalism.
Outgoing City Councilmember Rasmussen Announces Opposition to Municipal Broadband Plan
Councilmember Tom Rasmussen takes on Ed Murray one last time.
Weekly E-Book: A Nonsense Anthology
It’s a day of nonsense here at the Star, so we bring you this from Carolyn Wells.
The Most Deserving at Theater Schmeater
Theater and stuff and art and things on the fishy side of Otto S. Fishbein.
Lizard Boy: Totally Righteous Pizza Nerd Godhead, Dude
One must resort to extreme measures to capture the extraordinary intricacies of subtlety and text and stuff in Justin Huertas’s latest playcomicmusical thingie.

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